Me: Dude what the hell is with this macaroni and cheese?
Friend: Oh yeah, my aunt made it. She had this recipe, and it called for evaporated milk, and she didn’t have any-
Me: SHE DID NOT
Friend: She did. She used condensed milk.
Me: This is like, dessert mac and cheese.
Roommate: I don’t know about you guys but this stuff is awesome. What even is evaporated milk?
Me: It, uh… I guess there’s evaporating involved.
Friend: But it’s liquid, so I don’t understand it either.
Roommate: No no you’re thinking of powdered milk.
Me: That’s it, I’m settling this.
Me, typing: What… even… is… evaporated… milk
YouTube:
Friend: So you boil it
Me: And you stir it
Roommate: And you sieve it
Us: And that’s evaporated milk.
Me: And if you want condensed milk,
Us: You do the same thing and add a bunch of sugar.
Me: Hurray, we understand!
Video: …something something something decadent chocolate rice pudding recipe using this evaporated milk!
Me: …
Roommate: Matt
Me: No
Roommate: Put it on
Me: No
Roommate: Do it.
Me: I do not have many weaknesses in this world
Roommate: Put on the video.
Me: Rice pudding is one of them.
Roommate: I know, put it on.
Me: I can’t, or I’ll make it.
Roommate: I know. Watch the video.
Me: I refuse
Roommate: Then give me the keyboard and I’ll do it.
Me: NEVER
Roommate takes the keyboard.
Me: I TRUSTED YOU
YouTube:
Me: Oh, no.
Me: I have all these things in my kitchen right now.
Roommate: Do it
Me: I will not do it.
I did it.