Supervisor: This is our new librarian!
New Librarian: Hello!
Me: Hey, look at that, we can be new guys together.
New Librarian: I think I’m a little newer than you.
Me: Brand new hire, huh?
New Librarian: Yup
Me: Welcome to the bureaucracy, friend. The longer you stay the weirder it gets.
Some time later
New Librarian: Hey Matt?
Me: What it is, my doge?
New Librarian: I- uh…
New Librarian: Was that a Homestar Runner reference?
Me: I think you and I are going to get along just fine.
Best of luck in your new position!
You were right. We did. Do. Whatever.
HAPPY CRY FACE