Savannah: Oh, we’re so happy you’re here. When do you want to work the circulation desk?
Me, gulping: The what now?
Savannah: The circulation desk. You know, where you interact with the public.
Me: interact
Me: with
Me: the
Me: public
Savannah: Hello? Earth to Matt!
Me, breathing heavily: is never an option
Savannah: It is not.