Category: Matt’s Tall Tales

did I take a photo of the sandwich? no

I tell jokes!

I loved the book by the way

Gentrification!

I know someone taking up the craft.

Relax, I’m not leaving the library.

I wear clothes!

I eavesdropped and I only regret it a little

no manners

Oh look, I’m back on my SJW nonsense. The audacity!

funny quip to offset the featured photo

I had a flat tire.

I learn something!

A hate group gets what it deserves.

Dungeons and dragons and dungeons and dragons and dungeons and dragons and dungeons and dragons

Mondays are the best!

Someone texted me!

I am a poet

Jilly and I have an epiphany.

What a wonderful kind of day.

Ahh, a lovely Monday.

I’m helpful!

A brief discussion on grains!

A wild mischaracterization of events.

Let’s talk about teeth!

I’m being unusually serious this week.

It’s not May anymore but you get the point

Reddit is mean

Be positive!

Now sweep the floor, kid.

I remember stuff.

A fool asks for my opinion.

The stage welcomes me.

I added a friend on steam and immediately regretted it.

I made a mistake.

I’m not actually from Philly. Did you know that?

The library has certain policies, y’see…

I misunderstood kpop completely.

Let’s talk about mattresses.

They have memes and they’re not great

I’m not great at this.

GRAVITY

I met a canvasser today.

Just like the title says, friends: It’s about to be a nice long weekend so let’s relax a bit and enjoy some prime…

Jilly and I have our last pre-production meeting.

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