Something Just In My Peripheral Vision: Hello!
Me: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY BATHROOM
Something Just In My Peripheral Vision: …
Me, looking around: There’s nothing here. Probably just a light flicker.
Something Just In My Peripheral Vision: I’m back!
Me: SWEET CHRIST WHY
Something Just In My Peripheral Vision: …
Me, looking more thoroughly: There’s still nothing here.
Me: This is it
Me: I’ve been away from people too long.
Me: I’m losing it.
Me: It starts subtly
Me: Soon, I will collapse into the void
Me: My hopes
Me: My dreams
Me: all a blurred vision against this poorly painted wall
Me: alas, my time in lucidity was good
Me: But it must come to an end.
Something Just In My Peripheral Vision: No really, I’m here!
Me: BACK, FOUL DEMON, YOU SHALL NOT STRIP ME OF MY WILLPOWER
Me: oh
Me: oh, thank god
Me: It’s just a massive centipede, everything’s fine. I’m fine.
Me: Totally fine.