Friend: Hey, Matt! How ya doin?
Me, moments earlier: The lights are off and I don’t feel like turning them on. I bet if I pour this tea into this black mug slowly and listen carefully, I will not coat my bare flesh in a mixture of boiling water and regret
Me: I’m great, thanks!
Productivity is such a struggle when stuck at home. I’m there too, friend. You are not alone. <3