Category: Matt’s Tall Tales

I am a professional researcher.

it’s been more than two months since my last post so here’s something stupid

So as I’ve mentioned before, I’m really into VR lately. I heard about a feature in Blade & Sorcery, and had to try…

power dynamics!

i wanna be the very best

i word good

i confus

the bag is a bag of mystery

fuck the news

Let’s talk about my cop friend.

hey today’s like a mental health awareness thing right? pretty sure i qualify

it turns out maintaining a daily story blog is super hard when you never leave the house cuz of covid

I was supposed to tell a joke today. oops

it’s real scary

does this qualify as poetry

it’s aaaaaaaalmost as gross as the book

I took the wrong pill.

Social commentary!

MY TRIUMPHANT RETURN

chaos is introduced into my life

Jilly and I broke up, and everything’s a fucking mess.

Another story about medicine!

I went up and told some folks about Blade the cat.

Me: Dude what the hell is with this macaroni and cheese? Friend: Oh yeah, my aunt made it. She had this recipe, and…

Let’s talk about unpleasant things!

Smile!

I’m going to be a supervisor! Or am I?

Promotional offer, eh?

this is the first post delivered on schedule in like, a month

I learn a thing or two about becoming a landlord.

I got an email this morning!

get dat $$

Scavenger hunt!

I read a book.

I met a stray cat.

ACTING!

another fucking shooting

seriously tho my minecraft world is awesome

ENSLAVE, & KIDNAP YOU

I’m really bad at remembering to take photos of stuff, but lucky Jilly isn’t. Take a look at all that wood-chopping from yesterday!…